Beginning of a beautiful relationship?

Be Strong.

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This just made my day.

thedailywhat:

Sad Salon Ad of the Day: Redditor iamthekris nails it: “I’m not going there; their customers keep dying.”

Also: Not valid for long hair.

[reddit.]

steveisthereason:

here it is folks! The full POP PUNKS NOT DEAD TOUR. 

(Source: fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos)

(Source: ptpb-adopt, via myheartsinksdeep)

What’d I say Matt, everyone wants to be a vampire.

thedailywhat:

Probably Not A Vampire of the Day: Police in Galveston arrested a man last Saturday who claimed he assaulted a woman because he was a 500-year-old vampire and “needed to feed.”

19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley broke into the victim’s apartment and attacked her in her bed, repeatedly biting and hitting her while making “growling and hissing noises.” After Bensley dragged the woman out of the apartment she managed to break free and escaped with the help of a neighbor.

Police arrived to find Bensley in a nearby parking lot. “He was begging us to restrain him because he didn’t want to kill us,” said officer Daniel Erickson. According to a medical evaluation, Bensley was not under the influence of drugs.

He remains at the Galveston County jail under a mental health hold.

[chron.]

(Source: myheartsinksdeep)

thedailywhat:

Morning Links:

• Using Facebook to test the Six Degrees of Separation theory.

• Stream the Internet-based documentary Winnebago Man in full. (via.)

• Last night a Domino’s delivery driver saved my life. (via.)

• Morning Distraction: Safety Instructions. (via.)

• Morning Wood: Mercedez Lee.

• Morning List: 5 Movie Characters Who Were Wildly Unqualified for Their Job.

[photo: epicponyz.]

thedailywhat:

Looks Legit of the Day: Either someone hacked this Lexington, Kentucky road sign, or we’re gonna need to find a forehead-scarred orphan with a posse to take care of this sh*t stat.

[lex18 / io9.]

teeenage-anarchist:

Body modifications do not change a person’s education, worth, much less their feelings, but people keep pointing their finger. This is a form of art and personal expression. It’s their body and their life; you shouldn’t judge!

(via yelyahwilliams)

tumblrisforlulz:

when this shows up on my dash, it always takes me 5 minutes to figure out his sign says “black girls” and not “ldack girls”. fucking kerning get it right get it tight but not literally tight you know what i mean ok peace